It is a good thing that Liz does’t know about this blog because she probably wouldn’t be a fan of this post. Anyways, she hit the big four-oh yesterday. The celebration included nursing, bottle feeding, changing diapers, and a bath. I actually went out to get her a hamburger for dinner, but the place closed at eight. So I asked for requests from Publix and she wanted kambucha and key lime pie. I also got her some potato chips because I am an amazing husband. One of her presents was the photograph below, framed and matted. It shows her holding Luke when he is approximately 22 minutes old. I think I cropped out most of her nipple.

I most likely avoided some trouble by not going to Hobby Lobby until today. Had I gone previously I would have stumbled upon the awesome signage pictured below and probably bought a couple and probably upset somebody.